Spy on your wife / girlfriend using their panties

Have you ever wanted to track your other half? The forget me not panties profess to help you with a secret inbuilt GPS tracking device to keep you aware if your loved one is actually at her parents.. or in the arms of your best friend. Testimonials say, 'In an act of desperation I bought these panties, and boy am I glad I did. It turns out, she was sleeping with her coworker! She was going to a hotel near her office nearly every workday. '

Unfortunately you can't buy them as these panties are a VIRAL, a hoax perpetuated by Pantyraiders who aim to destabilize the role of women int e mainstream media.. and even they were surprised at the thousands of responses they got from people clamouring to buy their pants.